Dogs, Enzymes, and a Conspiracy Theorist

For the three weeks after my second immunology treatment, things were going pretty well. With few side effects, my dog-sitting sister and I decided I could probably try having my furry friends back home. For the past two months I’d wanted to be able to focus on my own health (as a reminder, Jazz has diabetes which requires insulin shots twice a day and has cataracts making her almost blind.)  But of course, I missed them so on Wednesday evening, March 17th they were chauffeured back home from Pickering. They were certainly as excited to see/smell me as I was to have them back for cuddles!

This was the day after treatment number 3 and on Friday I went for the usual blood lab check and doctor consultation to make sure everything was as it should be.  But of course, it wasn’t!

“I’m sorry to tell you that your liver enzymes have skyrocketed and we’ll need to admit you to the hospital immediately so we can give you intravenous steroids to start bringing the enzymes down. I’ll be right back but I’m afraid you’ll need to make arrangements for your dogs again.”

I’d mentioned the dogs coming home to him at my Monday appointment earlier in the week and he remembered LOL. Luckily Sue made it clear that if for any reason keeping them was an issue, they’d be happy to have them back so after less than 48 hours they were back in Pickering and I’d been admitted as an inpatient to Toronto General. I did get taken from Princess Margaret to TGH via the tunnel under University Ave which was kinda cool.

Looking East from my TGH room at night.

I didn’t actually have any real side effects at this point so after getting pumped with the steroid each morning, I’d go for a walk in the afternoon if the weather was nice. One day around hospital row, another day up to the University of Toronto, and another down to my old – and no longer going to be new – office at 400 University Avenue. There Emma, Ian and some others were struggling to get the space ready for the division’s “return to work” future. Was certainly nice to chat with some familiar faces.

Being able to get out and about also allowed me to get some respite from “conspiracy theorist guy” (CTG). In a room that eventually had five beds filled (things were still pretty tight in the hospital for both beds and staff) I was lucky enough to get a window that even had a reasonable view.  But of course, the beds are only separated by thin curtains and for four of the five days I was there, CTG was on his phone explaining global child sacrifices being made by the world’s elite, Trudeau wanting to murder everyone, Hilary Clinton’s pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza place, chips in the vaccine and all the forces against him in making some hemp business succeed.

Oh and all the people that were helping him cure his cancer with treatments that were clearly outside anything that was generally accepted by the medical world at the moment. I mean I suppose it’s not completely impossible my oncologists were purposely leading me astray because of big pharma…but I really wasn’t convinced.  That’s despite listening to him about 18 hours a day on his cell phone – even my earbuds couldn’t block him out 😦

When they figured I was ready to just take an oral dose of the steroid, they were ready to send me home but on my last day, they also scheduled a CT scan. The results were pretty positive. All the tumours and lesions had shrunk – some as much as 50% – so it proved that so far at least, the radiation and three combination immunotherapy doses had been doing what they were supposed to. And although I have to be weaned off the steroid before we can do any more treatments, the earlier treatments will continue to have an effect on the cancer cells while that happens.  So getting that news was definitely worth 4 days of listening to CTG.

The steroid is slowly bringing down the liver enzymes but the side effects of fatigue and weakness and swollen feet are definitely more pronounced. So they gave me another med to counter the side effects of the steroid – we’ll see how that works out <chuckle>. And now that the weather is nicer – well at least above freezing most days – it’s harder to find an excuse NOT to go for walk I guess LOL.

Lastly, this past weekend my sisters were again kind enough to both take me to and from Brighton to visit my parents. They were going anyway but still had to go out of their way to my place. And the dogs went too so I did get another two days of cuddle therapy which can never be a bad thing! And when I got dropped off at home again, and as much as they are very well cared for by my sister’s family, I’m pretty sure they wanted to come in and stay with me 😉

12 thoughts on “Dogs, Enzymes, and a Conspiracy Theorist

  1. John, I certainly admire your positivity throughout these challenges. I am very sure CTG and I would not get along, and one of us would need to go, your patience and understanding demonstrates the caring you have for others. As one of those who has always felt your support, I say Thank You. I am sending my best wishes for a full recovery.

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  2. Great to hear that tumours are receding!!! Hospitals can be interesting can’t they… We met a lot of folks in the hospital during Dad’s stay last year….lol
    Dogs are the best therapy in my books! A cuddle can carry you a long way!!
    Enjoy those walks as much as you can!!! Weather is glorious today!!!!
    Take care, thinking of you
    Suzy

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  3. Glad to hear that the tumors shrank. Great!

    Re: Conspiracy Theory Guy…
    Yes, we know you can get him to believe that the moon landing was faked, but can you get him to believe that the earth is flat? How about seeing if you can really twist him around so he thinks Trudeau is the second coming and Trump is satan incarnate! This could be a creative challenge and “a source of innocent merriment, of innocent merriment!” to quote the Mikado.

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  4. Hello John, I am so sorry to hear of your diagnosis and all you’ve had to endure. It is impressive you’ve managed to keep your humor, curiosity and kindness through-out it all. You are so right that life can be fragile and unpredictable. I will never forget brining my kids in to the office and them being delighted by your cute dogs and all your coloured bottles. We are all rooting for you!

    Rose

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  5. Thanks very much Rose. The puppies spend most of their time with my sister’s family in Pickering but I have had several play dates with them over the past several weeks – and will see them again on Saturday 🙂 Unfortunately when we moved out of 401 Bay last summer, the coloured bottles had to go after about 15 years 😦

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  6. Oh, man, John, you always make me laugh! CTG! I just got back from visiting my folks in Texas and I think CTG would fit in very nicely there… not at my parents’ home but generally speaking. I am so glad the therapy is working. It better! And I know there is no substitute for dog therapy. Sending you a giant hug and healing thoughts. dk

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  7. Sounds like you are getting good care there but I guess there will be some ups and downs. You are lucky to have those great sisters. Enjoy some spring weather soon hopefully. Best wishes, Aunt Jan

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  8. Hi John – happy to hear that the treatment is doing it’s job and tumours are shrinking. Your positivity and sense of humour is amazing! I hope you’re able to fit in more dog therapy 😊

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